Man bags

Being pathologically disorganised and constantly searching through bulging pockets to find keys, wallet, phone and various other items I have long admired the continental European male's embracing of the 'man bag'.

I finally found a great little black number by RIPCURL and have transferred the contents of my pockets to my new one stop shop for bits and bobs. Strutting along the high street in France it looks pretty cool as it is slung over the shoulder nestling in the small of my back at a jaunty rake.

Slight concern is, will this be sustainable once beyond immigration at Dover?